Frightmare
(1983) – This Troma Team Release was one of legendary horror actor Jeffrey Combs first films. I’ve been trying to see every horror film Jeffrey Combs has been in and Netflix instant streaming came to the rescue on this one.
Frightmare centers around Conrad Radzoff, an invented horror movie legend perfectly played by actor Ferdy Mayne. Radzoff has a commanding presence, but he’s not the nicest guy. The old actor passes away and is kept in a mausoleum turned shrine complete with large TV screen inside and flashing neon lights on the outside. A group of film students who are huge fans of Radzoff break into the mausoleum and steal his body. Why? They just want to have a memorable evening with the film legend. The students sit Radzoff’s corpse at the dinner table with them while they eat, they dance with him, take photographs with him, one girl even lovingly kisses him on the mouth. In the meantime, the police are looking for the missing body and Radzoff’s widow is freaking out. In hopes of locating the missing body she has a psychic communicate to Radzoff from beyond the grave. Up to this point the film has a pretty interesting storyline, I mean I didn’t really care a lot about any of the characters other than Radzoff but it was still keeping my interest. The film then became a teeny bit sluggish. Radzoff comes back from the grave for revenge and obliterates the students one by one. The kills are not very gory, bloody, or terribly original. My personal favorite involved a coffin floating through the air chasing a girl. The ending of any horror film is huge for me, and I really liked how Frightmare ended.
“He was terrifying in life, but even more so in death.”
Overall, Frightmare is for B movie for horror fans who have not lost their sense of humor. It’s also cool to see a very young Jeffrey Combs, even though his role was pretty small.
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Welcome to Pleasant Valley! 2001 Maniacs (2005), directed by Tim Sullivan, is an extremely entertaining horror comedy with rednecks, cannibalism, gratuitous nudity, many gory yet very imaginitive kills, and the always superb Robert Englund. In other words this movie is awesome! The sequel with Bill Moseley is being released on DVD July 20th so it seemed like an opportune time to revisit this favorite.
Basically, a couple carloads of college kids and a couple on a motorbike take a detour that leads them right to the little town of Pleasant Valley, population 2001. The entire town warmly welcomes them and the visitors are invited to spend the weekend in Pleasant Valley to celebrate the annual Guts and Glory Festival and Barbecue. The town and the townspeople seem like they are from another time period, yet the offer of free lodging and alcohol to a group of college kids is irresistible. Not to mention all of the very flirtatious and scantily clad women walking around. The down home country charm starts to wear off once the visitors realize their friends are disappearing. It’s probably obvious to you what the towns folk plan on cooking at the barbecue. That being said, all of the kills are nicely spaced out with plenty of campy tasteless humor and sex to fill in the gaps. Robert Englund as the friendly but sinister mayor leads a impressive cast that includes Lin Shaye as Granny Boone and Giuseppe Andrews as the seemingly well mannered southern gentlemen Harper Alexander. Also look for cameos by Peter Stormare, Eli Roth, and Kane Hodder. I’m really looking forward to the sequel. With Tim Sullivan directing and the addition of Bill Moseley to the cast 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams has the potential of being another great horror comedy.
“You are what THEY eat!”
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Black Sheep (written and directed by Jonathan King) is set on a huge sheep farm in New Zealand where two brothers Angus and Henry live and work with their father. The older brother Angus has a leg brace and is quite jealous of his younger brother receiving more attention from their father. Angus kills Henry’s pet sheep and traumatizes him by wearing the sheep’s carcass. The cruel prank is interupted by the housekeeper who tells the boys their father has died in an accident. Years later, Angus (Peter Feeney) is running the farm, and Henry (Nathan Meister) has a crippling fear of sheep. At his therapist’s suggestion Henry travels to the farm to face his fears. Meanwhile two environmentalists have snuck onto the farm to take photographs and collect evidence against the genetic research laboratory that resides there. One of them goes a bit crazy and steals a biohazardous container with a deformed sheep fetus inside. While running from the laboratory staff he trips and the container with the sheep fetus breaks open. The contaminated fetus bites him and a nearby sheep, and that is how the contamination began.
I knew I had to watch this film after seeing the trailer. The tag line is actually “Get ready for the Violence of the Lambs”. How could I or anyone resist? I’ve enjoyed watching Black Sheep (2007) several times now, and each time I watch it I pick up on a new aspect of the film that either makes it funnier or grosser. Well acted and produced, Black Sheep is the perfect mixture of farm, gore, and humor. I think a farm is the perfect setting for a horror film. It’s isolated and supposed to be peaceful, and to me sheep are a hilarious villain. I’ve only seen sheep at a petting zoo, and they just seem so harmless and dimwitted that it adds an extra element of amusement to see them eat someone alive. As if it weren’t bad enough to have body parts eaten by genetically altered sheep, the sheep infect and alter the genetics of those they bite. Thats right, if you are bitten you mutate into a part human part pissed off sheep creature called a were-sheep. Really, I cannot say enough good things about this film.
“There’s something wrong with the sheep.”
Entertainment Weekly’s July 31, 2009 issue had an article entitled “Horror Films and the Women who Love Them” by Christine Pines. The article explained that women go to the Movie Theater to see horror films more than men do. All types of horror films including slasher films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) are hits because of female ticket sales. As a result movie studios are making more horror films with female protagonists.
Why do you think women watch more horror than men? The article gave several examples where women were the majority of horror film ticket sales. I can’t help but wonder why. I don’t believe any easy answer exists. I asked 20 people I know this question and the responses varied from “Men are just scared babies…” to “Women just watch that stuff to get men to cuddle with them”. A male co-worker even told me “Deep in the hearts of women true evil lurks and you should never ever cross them”. Come to think of it I don’t remember even asking him to be part of my survey. I think he just randomly shared that with me.
What do you think?